I actually love dogs more than most people tbh
no homo tho
why no homo?
the french word for dog is masculine and you can never be too safe
If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?
I was not prepared for this question
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
with a period, end of story.
perhaps you’re just marrying a norman